Pennington

I sent something on Tuesday to my girlfriend Rachel and she was supposed to receive it today. I shipped it with UPS.

I'm on hold right now with UPS because, apparently, someone named "Pennington" signed for the package. Reminds me of a time when Jill Vanderoef sent a cheesecake to Alex Walsh and "B. Hinds" signed for it. As you can probably imagine, I'm not happy.

So, UPS has started their investigation. Now, I have to go to the original UPS store and talk to them about the shipment. I have to find out who Pennington is, and if he's a real boy.

This is a major inconvenience to me and America's future. I mean, how can the Universal Postal Stealers (UPS) do this to people? Who is this mastermind Pennington? I had to find the answers. I had a criminal artist do a sketch:



However, some smart people believe that Pennington may have aged a bit since he was last seen (Pennington's ability to age has yet to be confirmed with local police). If this is true, this is an updated sketch of what he might look like today:



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