LiVEJOURNAL ADDiTiONS!

Every now and then, I take my rounds through the world of drama and hatred, i.e., LiVEJOURNAL. There are times, however, when some LiVEJOURNAL entries break the rules of the LiVEJOURNAL. Those rules are as follows:

Example Post
[ 06 Nov 2004 | 02:35pm ]

[ current song | school's out ]

omg kelly talked to me bout johnny today. so i dont know abuot plans this weekend for funnnnnn


2) LiVEJOURNALs must have horrible color schemes that make me want to scoop out my eyes and replace them with Cadbury Eggs (see above for example).

3) LiVEJOURNAL entries must be dramatic (think TNT).

Example Post
[ 06 Nov 2004 | 02:35pm ]

[ current song | we know drama - dance mix ]

Looks like today is another good day for killing myself.


4) LiVEJOURNAL entries must target one or more people in a personal attack, but the names have to be extremely vague, but at the same time, completely obvious.

Example Post
[ 06 Nov 2004 | 02:35pm ]

[ current song | stupid friends are fregging stuipid]

yeah, so i wont mention any names, but SOME PEOPLE seemed to not care about my new haircut, because when i walked into class today no one asaid antyhign about it, so i was upset. i guess some people arent good friends anyrmeo....................


Every now and then, however, there comes a LiVEJOURNAL user who breaks the rules. When this happens, collegeisamovie.com is there to step in and make

L i V E J O U R N A L A D D i T i O N S !

And now, ladies and gentlemen, is our current LiVEJOURNAL additon -- Jill Vanderoef. Here's the original post:

My day has gone fairly well. First, we were on our way to the school and we were listening to Josh Groban's cd, Closer. I love that cd and I haven't listened to it in a long time. The French song came on, so that made me even happier.

When we got to school, I went to French class which reeked of pot. Pretty gross, but it got better.

Mr. Shott's class was just boring.

Vocal was pretty dumb. We all just wanted to practice for Thespians. She gave us time before the end of class though so we were able to practice everything... except my solo because I didn't have my cd.

On the way to my mom's laboratory for lunch, the lights flickered out in the hallway and it reminded me of Gothika. The lights stayed off for quite a while. Soo we went to lunch and I studied/freaked out a bit for my math test. Mr. Delbrugge got on the loud speaker and we were all crossing our fingers because the lights were still not on and we didn't want to go to fourth period. Why that would ever happen, I don't know haha but we wished anyway. Well, we still had to go and I still had to take a test.

I took the test and it was alright. I just hope I'll be happy.

It was a really nice day out! It felt so peaceful. I think that was partly because I have nothing to do today :DDDDD Wow how amazing is that?! Anyway, we went to the auditorium to tell Roach we weren't recording, the vocal room to give Sara her phone, and Albertsons to get hair dye and stuff for dinner. I'm going blonder (Whisper Soft Blonde!) the next time I dye mine! That won't be for another couple of weeks though I think. Anyway we bought these rosemary bread stick things that are really good. Tonight we're going to have tilapia! I might not eat too much of it, but I wanted to try some fish. For lunch tomorrow, we're having sushi =>

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Boring, much? Here's the more LiVEJOURNAL appropriate version:

My day has gone fairy well, I suppose...i didnt want to kill myself, so thats good. First, we were on our way to the hell (A.K.A. school) and we were listening to Josh Groban's cd, Closer (I'd sure like to be closer to his pants). I love that cd (A.K.A. his pants) and I haven't listened to it in a long time. The French song came on, so that made me even happier (Josh Groban isn't a French man, but if he was, I'd still like his pants).

When we got to friggen school, I went to French class which reeked of pot. Pretty gross, but it got better after we all started passing around the pot and taking turns on the French "bong-o-rama."

Mr. Shott's class was just boring since he didn't have any pot.

Vocal was pretty dumb, despite the fact that our teacher mrs Fulmer had pot. We all just wanted to practice for lesbian action. She gave us time before the end of class though so we were able to practice everything... except my solo because I didn't have my cd ... so we just had to do the "group numbers"

On the way to my mom's lavatory for lunch, the lights flickered out in the hallway and it reminded me of Gothika. I assumed it was because SOME CERTAIN PERSON IN CHORUS THAT I DONT LIKE was walking down the hallways again. The lights stayed off for quite a while. Sooooooooooooooooooooo we went to lunch and I studied/freaked out a bit for my pregnancy test. Mr. Delbrugge got on the loud speaker and we were all crossing our fingers because the lights were still not on and we didn't want to go to fourth period. Why that would ever happen, I don't know haha but we wished anyway haha haha haha. Well, we still had to go and I still had to take a test (no baby, by the way).

I took the test and it was alirght. I just hope I'll be happy, so i wont hav eto kill me msyelf.

It was a really nice day when we got out of hell! It felt so peaceful. I think that was partly because I have no one to do today :DDDDD (I don't know that that is). Wow how amazing is that?! Anyway, we went to the auditorium to tell Roach we weren't recording, the vocal room to give Praying Mantis her phone, and Albertsons to get hair dye for dinner. I'm going blonder (Whisper Soft Sexual Messages Into My Ear Blond!) the next time I eat mine! That won't be for another couple of weeks though I think. I'll have to double check with Kristen about the broiler temperature for hair dinners. Anyway we bought these rosemary egg stick things that are really good. Tonight we're going to have toilet paper! I might not eat too much of it, but I wanted to try some feces. For lunch tomorrow, we're having leftovers

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DrugUserJill89:
hahaha I love your lj
Me_Me_Me: Oh, wonderful!
DrugUserJill89: yeah
DrugUserJill89: hahahahah
Me_Me_Me: I knew you would. Or hate me.
DrugUserJill89: haha oo no i definitely hate you
DrugUserJill89:>:o
Me_Me_Me: O:-)


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