Beautiful Soul

I'll start off by saying that The Ring Two was extremely scary.

Second, I'll say that I'm lying.

Third, here's a picture of a deer from The Ring Two:


Notice above the fake looking deer.

Honestly, they don't look much better in the movie. In fact, that picture might actually look better. Anyway, after seeing this crappy movie, I decided to cheer myself up and record a slightly early birthday present for my good friend, Kirsten Dunst Vanderoef.

Without further ado, I present to you my latest vocal performance: "Beautiful Soul," originally performed by Jesse McCartney, improved by Jesse McChapman, and dedicated to Kirsten Dunst Vanderoef for her upcoming birthday. Happy Birthday, Kirsten, and may this scary face be with you:


Go to the download page for this new song by clicking on the scary cross between Jesse McCartney and myself above (or click anywhere in that sentence). If you ask me, I'd rather have computer animated versions of Jesse McCartney in The Ring Two than crappy looking deer.


The above picture is scarier than anything in The Ring Two. Click the above picture to get porn.